Ron Burns
Ron Burns
Posted on 17 May 2023 | convertus
Ron Burns is currently pioneering the world’s longest retirement. Officially slated to hang up his shop keys in October 2025, Ron has transitioned into a "once-a-week guest star" role that keeps the dealership guessing. Having managed the service department for years, Ron is now our resident consultant-at-large, popping in every seven days to offer decades of wisdom, ensure Justin is staying out of trouble, and remind everyone that he is, technically, almost not here.
"I’ve tried retiring, but it turns out I’m just too good at coming into work. I’m currently on the 2026 leg of my farewell tour. My goal is to eventually be here so infrequently that people think I’m a ghost who really knows a lot about Chryslers. Until then, you can find me here on my 'work Wednesday'—unless the golf course calls first." - Ron Burns